Thursday, December 27, 2012

On Your Mark, Get Set, and START THE BLOG ALREADY!

I think that the best mindset to have when starting a blog is to think that no one and everyone is going to read what you write. Similar to how the best way to live life is to assume that today is your last and that you will live forever. Such an attitude makes everything seem both drastically important and completely meaningless at the same time. I can’t say that I've achieved that enigmatic way of thinking, but writing is one way that I try to get there.

Enough introspective rambling, it’s time to state my diabolical plot for this blog. My plan is simply this: to assault the internet with the few intelligible drops of thought that trickle out of my brain, drops that would be lost forever had they not been saved by the rapid tapping of fingertips on a keyboard. Now you may be wondering, can’t I just start a journal or something and keep this brain dribble to myself? And the answer is yes. Yes, I could. However, I’d rather use it to decorate the internet because that is far more satisfying.

On an unrelated note, I am on extremely good terms with the grammar police, and I hope to have a syntactical badge of my own someday. Therefore, if there are ever any grammar errors or spelling mishaps within this blog, please just assume that they are deliberate and are intended for some sort of creative effect. That way, no one gets hurt.